New video! “Consent”!

Your vote has already been consented to. You have agreed. You have voted. We are your overlords.

With props to Noam Chomsky.
Starring Sophia and Michael, Vermin Supreme and Jesse the Pony as themselves, and John Zofchak as Captain Titus
Director of photography and colorist Stee McMorris
Assistant director Carlo Barbieri
Camera by Stee McMorris and Alex Stinson
Sets by Jenny Dahling and Warren Lynch
Music by Lord Christian Miller
Directed and edited by Warren Lynch
Special thanks to Metropolitan Pictures and Lady Kat Schimke
A Witchworks Films Production

New video: “KILL!”

A sobering insight into the policy platforms of the man who controls Donald Trump from space!

Starring John Zofchak as Captain Titus
Stabatha LaThrills as Sergeant Headcrusher
Warren Lynch as Flight Commander Toadius
Jaime Devine as Lieutenant Invicta
Chris Morrill as Private Berzerkus

Director of photography and color Stee McMorris
Assistant director Chris Morrill
Costumes by John Zofchak and Vermin Supreme
Directed and edited by Warren Lynch
Special thanks to Lord Christian Miller, Lady Kat Schimke and Scott Matalon
A Witchworks Films production

New video! “Neighsayers”

The decisions we make at this time will truly affect all future generations yet to come! Will they be enslaved by some grumpy-ass Planetary Overlord, or are they going to all get ponies?


Starring Katie Coriander as Mary Sullivan the Neighsayer
Hope Zimmerman as the Queen of Time
John Zofchak as Captain Titus
Jaime Devine as Lieutenant Invicta
Chris Morrill as Lieutenant Berzerkus
Admiral Munchkins the Pony as himself
Vermin Love Supreme as himself
Assistant directors Stee McMorris, Chris Morrill and Carlo Barbieri
Director of photography and color Stee McMorris
Camera ops by “Flower Man” Stee McMorris, “Flower Man” Rod Webber, Chris Morrill and Warren Lynch
Assistant Camera by Ricky the Sexist
Directed and edited by Warren Lynch
A Witchworks Films production
http://witchworksfilms.com
http://patreon.com/warrenlynch

New video! Ricky is a sexist!!!

Ricky is such a total sexist. He deserves public shaming.

Advice for new PAs and ADs!

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Most people start working with us as a PA, or Production Assistant. The Production Assistant job is for someone who is either new, looking to have fun and not necessarily work hard, or both.

Basically, a Production Assistant is an all-around hand with whatever needs helping with. This can mean gathering gear, fetching an obscure prop or tech item, helping build something or decorate something, or most often, just getting someone’s attention or conveying a message. Generally one does a few shoots as a Production Assistant and we see how smoothly you work with everybody, whether you end up being a help or an asset, and then give you a bigger job. Most often Design PA or Grip, but sometimes AD! At first as a PA, you might be talking with the director only a little bit, and mostly be working with the ADs, and then later, the DP or Production Designer

The AD, or Assistant Director, has a more trusted role in helping out the director. This can have many forms, here are the main ones I use on a Warren Lynch production, and we have between 1 and 4 at a time:

-Enforcer AD: You are good at getting groups of people to line up and move to different places, and also good at motivating and reminding individual people to do their job on time, correctly, and happily.  Somebody who’s ready to be the bad guy in a gentle way. This often involves being some of all three of the other kinds of AD at the same time. Stee and Scott have been great at this, and Parama and Noelle are quite good. Sometimes this person can double as a producer, or becomes one.

-Organizational AD aka Production Manager: You are good at handling the massive paperwork, charts, forms and schedules. A very good organizational AD would be able to keep the director themselves on schedule, but having almost as clear an idea as the director as to what’s going on and how it’s happening, and being able to answer people’s pressing questions when the director has 5 people lined up to ask them questions, is pretty clutch in itself. Stee, Tamarleigh and Carlo have been great at this job! This person usually goes on to direct their own stuff.

-Morale AD aka “Happiness Officer”: You are a good listener and good at cheering people up. Filmmaking can cause inhuman levels of stress, and just being able to understand people, help them get their needs met and cheer them up, and spreading a naturally cheery vibe, is a very valuable skill. Tom, Parama, Chris, Noelle and Liz have been great at this! This person may move on to a whole host of different film jobs, but always ends up very popular and well-liked anywhere they go 🙂

-Creative AD aka “Faerie Officer”: You understand Warren aesthetically enough to get what the heck he is trying to say artistically when no one else does. This mostly either involves knowing Warren really well or just having super the same views about the individual project. When crewmembers or press or even actors ask what the movie is about, you will be able to happily, excitedly explain. This may or may not be limited to being Stee, Carolyn, Tay, Damien, Garabed or Amy. Who knows.

The DP, or Director of Photography, is higher up than all the ADs and PAs, and is the only person whom you will regularly see contradicting the director. The Director of Photography is in charge of the technical, scientific execution of getting all the director’s ideas into the camera and making it look a certain way using science. They are in charge of the camera people, the lighting people, the grips and the sound people. The DP’s job is often even harder than the directors’, because their job is the most limited by hard facts. They might often appear to be the “bad guy” or the “wet blanket” or the “nay sayer”, but their well-being is the bellwether of the entire shoot. You must keep them happy above all souls, and when they frown, folks must pay close attention! Not listening to them can cause damage, an accident or lost time and footage! I have had excellent DPs before in Erik Angra, Jeremy Traub and Greyson Welch, but my current rave DP is Stee McMorris and I swear by her.

The Production Designer is also senior staff. They run the departments of costumes, props, hair, makeup, sets and special effects.  As a Design PA you will end up working with them! Usually between shoots but also on shoots. Juliet Schneider and Sandri Valente, Desiree Rodriguez and Garabed Setrakian have done this job most excellently! Some shoots have a production designer, some simpler ones do without, it depends!

Listen to these 2-6 people (especially the DP Stee), and we’ll have a fun and harmonious shoot, and you’ll move on to bigger things! Thanks for joining on!

“Completely Human!” – New vid!

 

Joe McCarthy style! Other politicians want to trick you and take your freedoms away! They want to create an insane police state where they can get away with anything. Even harvesting babies and kittens for food!

Starring Jason Berube as the Insane Politician

Amy Wilkins-Blanchette as Nice Lady

Lauren Foster and Kako Roach as The Cops

Audrey and Madelyn Blanchette as Hapless Children

Parama Chattopadhyay as Superella

Scott Matalon as The Voice of Reason

and Vermin Supreme as himself!

Director of photography and color Stee McMorris
Assistant directors Chris Morrill and Noelle Shaffer
Directed and edited by Warren Lynch
Special thanks to Lady Kat Schimke and Lord Christian Miller
A Witchworks Films Production

New vid! “Take Back the Snacks!”

How to take back your local national wildlife refuge from snack-seeking heretics!

Viddy well, my droogies!

Starring John Zofchak as Captain Titus
Jaime Devine as Lieutenant Invicta
Chris Morrill as Private Berzerkus
Director of Photography- Stee McMorris
Assistant Director- Chris Morrill
Music- Lord Christian Miller
Color-Stee McMorris
Directed and Edited by Warren Lynch
Special thanks to Lady Kat Schimke and Scott Matalon
A Witchworks Films production

“I Challenge You!” – new video!

Vermin Supreme calls out a few famous people he knows…

Starring Sarah Josselyn as Jane of the People
Lady Kat Schimke as The Super Laser Fiend
Commander Kayness as herself
Commander Flurness as herself
Commander Glurness as herself
John Zofchak as Titus the Unstoppable
Vermin Love Supreme as himself
Director of Photography- Stee McMorris
Assistant Director- Chris Morrill
Music- Lord Christian Miller
Color- Stee McMorris
Directed and Edited by Warren Lynch
Special thanks to Scott Matalon
A Witchworks Films production

“Our Friend and Teacher” – new vid!

Vermin Supreme and friends show what happens when you use your free speech too much!

Starring Katie Coriander, Sarah Josselyn, Noelle Shaffer, Bret Matteo, Parama Chattopadhyay, Feelings Detective, Steve Asaro, Terry Franklin, Anna Cole, Amelia Bedelia, Queen Quill, Lucretia X Machina, Disarray Wrong, Marrianne O’Connor, Dose McDose, Butt Fucker, “Flower Man” Rod Webber, Warren Lynch and Vermin Supreme!
Director of Photography- Stee McMorris
Assistant Director- Chris Morrill
2nd AD and Hippie Wrangler- Parama Chattopadhyay
3rd AD and Kid Wrangler- Noelle Shaffer
Key grip- Bret Matteo
Music- Kyle Fiske and Lord Christian Miller
Color- Stee McMorris
Directed and Edited by Warren Lynch
Special Thanks to Lady Kat Schimke, Scott Matalon and the crew of #BURNINGVERMIN 2015!
A Witchworks Films production
www.witchworksfilms.com
www.patreon.com/warrenlynch

New vid- “FAP!”

While you’re voting, do some fapping!

Staring Vermin Supreme and Admiral Jesse as themselves

Director of Photography Stee McMorris
Assistant Director- Chris Morrill
Color- Stee McMorris
Directed and Edited by Warren Lynch
Special Thanks to Lord Christian Miller, Lady Kat Schimke and Scott Matalon!
A Witchworks Films production